The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you're gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you. Famous Casino Slogans And Sayings Casino Slogans:- A casino is a facility for certain types of gambling. Casinos are often built near or combined with hotels, restaurants, retail shopping, cruise ships, and other tourist attractions. Casino Quotes Nicky Santoro: You put my fuckin' money to sleep. You go get my money or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep!
Year 1995
Director Martin Scorsese
Genre Drama, Crime, Biography
'Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen,..' (continue)(continue reading)Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein
'It should have been perfect. I mean he had me, Nicky Santoro, his best friend watching his ass. And he had Ginger, the woman he loved on his arm. But in the end, we fucked it all up. It should have been so sweet, too. But it turned out to be the last time that street guys like us were ever given anything that fuckin' valuable again.'Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro
'No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.'
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein'It just didn't sink into his head what the Black Book is and what it meant, being banned from every casino is just one thing but being in this book gets you into the brains of every cop and FBI agent in the state, I mean you're listed in there with Al Capone, but Nicky didn't care.'
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein'In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift..' (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein'The little guy. He wouldn't be fucking the Jew's wife, would he?' - Remo Gaggi
'After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess..' (continue)(continue reading)Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein
'Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. You understand?'Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: Three fuckin' jackpots in 20 minutes? Why didn't you pull the machines? Why didn't you call me?
- Don Ward: Well, it happened so quick, 3 guys won; I didn't have a chance..
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: You didn't see the scam? You didn't see what was going on?
- Don Ward: Well, there's no way to determine that..
- Sam 'Ace'.. (continue)(continue reading)
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- Don Ward- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.. an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
- Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take?
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein
- Baker'This is the end result of all the bright lights, and the comp trips, and all the champagne, and free hotel suites, and all the broads and all the booze. It's all been arranged just for us to get your money.'
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein'Before I ever ran a casino or got myself blown up, Ace Rothstein was a hell of a handicapper, I can tell you that. I was so good that when I bet, I can change the odds for every bookmaker in the country. I'm serious. I had it down so cold that I was given paradise on earth. I was given one of the biggest casinos in Las Vegas to run: The Tangiers..' (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein'Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.'
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein'If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.'Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro
- Senator: You were wandering around. You were in the.. you were in the building.
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: I was in the building? You know damn well I was at that dinner, and you swore to me I would have a fair hearing. Did you not? Did you not? Well, tell me I was at least at the dinner. Allow me that much. Give me that much at least!
- Senator:.. (continue)(continue reading) - Senator
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: You know, I don't know if I could do this even if I wanted to. The Gaming Commission would never give me a license. I have at least two dozen gambling and bookmaking pinches on me.
- Andy Stone: You don't have to have a license to work in a casino. All you gotta do is apply for one. The state law says you can work in a.. (continue)(continue reading)
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Alan King - Andy Stone'There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it.'
Robert De Niro'In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all.'
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein'- Vinny Forlano: He won't talk. Stone is a good kid. Stand-up guy, just like his old man. That's the way I see it.
- Vincent Borelli: I agree. He's solid. A fuckin' Marine.
- Americo Capelli: He's okay. He always was. Remo, what do you think?
- Remo Gaggi: Look.. why take a chance? At least, that's the way I feel about it.' - Vinny Forlano
- Vincent Borelli
- Americo Capelli
- Remo Gaggi'I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and.. walk in and see and, uh.. if you don't have my money for me, I'll.. crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that..' (continue)(continue reading)Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro
'The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's collegemoney on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like..' (continue)(continue reading)Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: I'm firing you. No, I'm not firing, I'm firing you, ya..
- Don Ward: You might regret this, Mr. Rothstein.
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: I'll regret it even more if I keep you on.
- Don Ward: This is not the way to treat people.
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: Listen, if you didn't know you were being scammed you're too fuckin' dumb to.. (continue)(continue reading)Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein
- Don Ward'This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.'Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro
'When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had.'
Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: So you're a righty?
- Signaller: Yeah.
- Sam 'Ace' Rothstein: Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.Robert De Niro - Sam 'Ace' Rothstein
- Signaller
Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.
Vesper: It doesn't bother you; killing all those people?
Bond: Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.
Bond: I already have a dinner jacket.
Vesper: There are dinner jackets and then there are dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you to look like a man who belongs at that table.
Bond: How.. it's tailored?
Vesper: I sized you up the moment we met.
Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Do you mind?
Vesper: Arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand in hand.
Vesper: [Getting into the lift.] Take the next one. There isn't enough room for me and your ego.
Solange: You like married women, don't you, James?
Bond: It keeps things simple.
Bond: Why do people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?
Mendel: Helloooooo!
Bond: Did you bring any chocolates?
Mendel: I'm afraid not. [Laughs.]
Vesper: You love me?
Bond: Enough to quit and float round the world with you.. until one of us has to find an honest job. But I think that's going have to be you. I've no idea what an honest job is.
Mr. White: Hello?
Bond: Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White: Who is this?
Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Bond: I always thought M was a randomly assigned letter. I had no idea it stood for -
M: [quickly interrupting] Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.
Villiers: [M has just been woken up out of a sound sleep by a phone call from MI6] It's James.. it seems he's in the Bahamas.
M: [irritated] You woke me up to tell me his holiday plans?
Villier: Well, he's logged into our secure website.. using your name and password.
Le Chiffre: Tell them I'll get the money.
Mr. White: Money isn't as valuable to our organization as knowing who to trust.
Vesper: So as charming as you are, Mr. Bond.. I'll keep my eyes on our government's money and off your perfectly formed arse.
Bond: You noticed.
Vesper: Even accountants have imagination.
Bond: How was your lamb?
Vesper: Skewered.
Bond: One sympathizes.
Bond: [to Dryden] I know where you keep your gun.
Bond: [Of M] Listen, you go and find her, tell her to call Security at Miami Airport because I think a bomb is about to go off. Do it now.
Villiers: Sorry, can I put you on hold?
Bond: I thought you might.
Vesper: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
Vesper: Smart?
Bond: Single.
Bond: [Of Le Chiffre] He's all yours.
Leiter: Much appreciated, brother.
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Vesper: You love me?
Bond: Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job.. which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is.
Gettler: I'll kill her!
Bond: Allow me.
Receptionist: Welcome to the Hotel Splendid. Your name, sir?
Bond: James Bond. You'll find the reservation under Beech.
Le Chiffre: You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing.. to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge that - if you do not yield soon enough - there will be little left to identify you as a man. The only question remains: will you yield, in time?
Le Chiffre: Wow. You've taken good care of your body. Such.. a waste.
M: You don't trust anyone, do you?
Bond: No.
M: Then you've learned your lesson.
Mr White: You asked for the introduction. That's all my organization will guarantee.
Vesper: I can't resist waking you. Every time I do you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.
Bond: If you had just been born wouldn't you be naked?
Leiter: I should have introduced myself, seeing as we're related. I'm Felix Leiter, your brother from Langley.
[sees that Bond has a knife]
Leiter: You should have faith. As long as you keep your head about you, I think you could have him.
Bond: Had. Excuse me.
Leiter: You're not buying in?
Bond: No.
Leiter: Listen, I'm bleeding chips. I'm not going to last much longer. You have a better chance. I'll stake you. I'm saying I'll give you the money to keep going. Just one thing- you pull it off, the CIA brings him in.
Bond: And what about the winnings?
Leiter: Does it look like we need the money?
Vesper: [Bond delivers her a cocktail dress] Something you expect me to wear?
Bond: I need you looking fabulous.
M: You've got a bloody cheek.
Bond: Sorry. I'll shoot the camera first next time.
M: Or yourself.
Bond: [after reading a note left by M and seeing the Aston Martin] I love you too M.
Vesper: So?
Bond: You want to do what to me?
Vesper: You've lost me completely.
Flaming sevens slots. Bond: You just said you can't wait to get me back to the room.
Le Chiffre: You've changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I do hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire?
Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.
Bond: Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!
Bond: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.
Bond: Wait.. three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
Bartender: Yes, sir.
Tomelli: You know, I'll have one of those.
Infante: So will I.
Bartender: Certainly.
Leiter: My friend, bring me one as well, keep the fruit.
Le Chiffre: [annoyed] That's it? Hm? Anyone want to play poker now?
Leiter: Someone's in a hurry.
Bond: [Receiving his cover story from a porter] Apparently we're very much in love.
Vesper: Do you usually leave it to porters to tell you this sort of thing?
Bond: I think I'll call it a Vesper.
Vesper: Because of the bitter aftertaste?
Bond: No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink.
M: I would ask you if you could remain emotionally detached but I don't think that's your problem, is it, Bond?
Dryden: If the theatrics are supposed to scare me.. then you have got the wrong man, Bond.
Bond: The job's done and the bitch is dead.
Vesper: How was your lamb?
Bond: Skewered. One sympathizes.
Vesper: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known.
Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger..
Vesper: Ten million was wired to your account in Montenegro, with the contingency for five more if I deem it a prudent investment. I suppose you've given some thought to the notion that if you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism.
Mathis: Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful.Dryden: If the theatrics are supposed to scare me.. then you have got the wrong man, Bond.
Bond: The job's done and the bitch is dead.
Vesper: How was your lamb?
Bond: Skewered. One sympathizes.
Vesper: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known.
Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger..
Vesper: Ten million was wired to your account in Montenegro, with the contingency for five more if I deem it a prudent investment. I suppose you've given some thought to the notion that if you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism.
Mathis: Being dead does not mean one cannot be useful.
Obanno: I would take a hand for this betrayal, but you need it to play cards.
M: Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, ass-covering prigs? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Bond be so stupid? I give him double-O status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he? In the old days if an agent did something that embarrassing he'd have a good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War.
Dryden: Your file shows no kills, but to become a double-0, it takes..
Bond: Two.
Dryden: How did he die?
Bond: Your contact? Not well.
Dryden: Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry. The second is..
Bond: [Bond shoots Dryden] Yes.. considerably.
Vesper: I'm the money.
Bond: Every penny of it.
Bond: You don't think this is a very good plan, do you?
Vesper: So there is a plan?
Le Chiffre: I'm afraid that your friend Mathis.. is really.. my friend Mathis.
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Mathis: It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days.
Le Chiffre: I have two pair, and you have a 17.4 percent chance of making your straight.
Bond: M really doesn't mind you making a little money on the side, Dryden. She would just prefer it wasn't by selling secrets.
Bond: Very sorry. That last hand.. nearly killed me.
Mathis: How's our girl? Melted your cold heart yet?
Bond: [as Solange is kissing her way down Bond's chest] Can I ask you a personal question?
Solange: Now would seem an appropriate time.
Vesper: Rolex?
Bond: Omega.
Vesper: You're not going to let me in there. You've got your armour back on. That's that.
Bond: I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.
Bond: Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that.
M: We should've picked up on it but sometimes we're so focused on our enemies.. we forget to watch our friends.
Obanno: Do you believe in God, Mr. Le Chiffre?
Le Chiffre: No. I believe in a reasonable rate of return.
Bond: [after bond has just lost his 10 million in the game, to the bartender] Vodka-martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Bond: [pissed off] Do I look like I give a damn?
Bond: [upon receiving their alias documents] I'm Mr. Arlington Beech, professional gambler, and you're Miss Stephanie Broadchest..
Vesper: I am not!
Bond: You're going to have to trust me on this.
Vesper: Oh no I don't.
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Le Chiffre: I'm afraid that your friend Mathis.. is really.. my friend Mathis.
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Mathis: It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days.
Le Chiffre: I have two pair, and you have a 17.4 percent chance of making your straight.
Bond: M really doesn't mind you making a little money on the side, Dryden. She would just prefer it wasn't by selling secrets.
Bond: Very sorry. That last hand.. nearly killed me.
Mathis: How's our girl? Melted your cold heart yet?
Bond: [as Solange is kissing her way down Bond's chest] Can I ask you a personal question?
Solange: Now would seem an appropriate time.
Vesper: Rolex?
Bond: Omega.
Vesper: You're not going to let me in there. You've got your armour back on. That's that.
Bond: I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.
Bond: Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that.
M: We should've picked up on it but sometimes we're so focused on our enemies.. we forget to watch our friends.
Obanno: Do you believe in God, Mr. Le Chiffre?
Le Chiffre: No. I believe in a reasonable rate of return.
Bond: [after bond has just lost his 10 million in the game, to the bartender] Vodka-martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Bond: [pissed off] Do I look like I give a damn?
Bond: [upon receiving their alias documents] I'm Mr. Arlington Beech, professional gambler, and you're Miss Stephanie Broadchest..
Vesper: I am not!
Bond: You're going to have to trust me on this.
Vesper: Oh no I don't.
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